asher_says_rawr

Moste Admirable Children of the Interwebs,

I am sure that you are all missing your dear friend and commrade in key's and clicks, Asher. I bring news of this astounding fellow from far away. Whilst he was Driving his Car, illegally I assure you, he took part in an accident of teh bone crushing type. Although we know not what is wrong with him, I can inform you well rounded individuals that he will no doubt be alright. My esteemed and honorable mates in Journal Writing, I have been entitled the task of telling this to you because I am very aesthetically pleasing, as Asher put it so distastfully, Cute.

I will update you, and perhaps post thoughts Asher has and shares with me. Messages for him will be passed, as I am planning on bringing my communicating device, better knowne as the iBooke to the sick bed of our dear Asher.

Yours Earnestly,

Bennington Fluff.

SUP Y'ALL IT'S BENNY.

P.S. I have been instructed to put my mood as predatory as not to surprise anyone. I am not feeling predatory, and since Mr. Asher gave me free reign over the word that will preceed predatory, you will see that I am not.