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Asher gave my campers The Talk while I was on my day off.

So, in retribution, I have hacked his account and changed his password. I also changed his emails password. So, it might just take him a while to get back onto livejournal.

Don't piss off the guy who knows all your passwords. Life lesson!

THEO WHO IS THAT GUY AND IS PISSED OFF

Hey, Ashercons, this is Theo. Don't you all just love Asher's new layout? I know I do. I'm so proud that he was finally man enough to own up to the simple fact that I'm just better than him.

If you want to know what is going on, I will give a quick rundown of the situation. Basically, when I fell asleep a few days ago, he took my computer and posted under my LJ account. It was disgusting. Then, he refused to apologize. And so, here we are today.

If you were wondering how I was able to hack into Asher's account...he writes his passwords on his wall. I can officially use any of his accounts anywhere. He should probably look into a safer security measure. I'm tempted to go through and change all his passwords, but I'll refrain for now as he's been slightly less insufferable lately. Which, I might add, still means that his presence causes me to suffer.

Also, his password is disgusting. I feel unclean having typed it, like I ought to go wash my hands.

In other news, Asher is failing Biology, so now I have to tutor him or else he'll be kicked out or something equally hilarious. You might misconstrue this as me being nice to him. I urge you to fight against that preposterous notion and realize that I'm helping him for completely selfish reasons.

Later, Ashercons.

THEO THE KING