What I Meant in a Minute

sick

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:05:40 GMT

im sick as a dog
but my birthday is soon

also i need to talk to you

that person know who ther are

i have a head ache

sup with you all?

thanks

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:43:27 GMT

thanks for the memories; yeaah fob.

Thanks though. Just, for stuff. And people.

I'm to tired for specifics. Liam is home.

hey guys

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:25:03 GMT

Shits been up. The show finished, and I will miss making out with Emily, but ah, I will survive. With help. Incidentally I'm being helped.

I'm tired, because I was a dumb ass and joined winter track.

My birthdays sooon.

I'm fucken happy. For no reason. Well not really. Mmm I'm tired too.

SUP, flist that Ive been neglecting the shit out of?

THEATER

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:17:15 GMT

THEATER; it fucks with my life.

SERIOUSLY. As much as I love kissing Emily all the time, it's really just too much with football and everything, even though the seasons ending. I know, I know, BITCH MORE, EMO ASHER. But still.

Theo?

Halloween was awesome.

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:26:12 GMT

I think?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:59:07 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO :)

People are arriving at Masons, gotta go.

s c a n d to the l o u s

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:57:16 GMT

DAMN THAT GIRL, SHE'S SCANDALOUS; n: Diana!

So we are sitting here psychoanalyzing people. We also spilled blue dye on my dog. I also a spiked dog collar to prove how utterly hardcore he is. ANYHOW, we are getting hyper because we just are, and we want to get laid by sexy vampires.

So that's all besides we both want to get laid.

you're the kind of girl id take home to momma

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:57:08 GMT

damn you look good and I'm drunk; I dare you to YOUTUBE.

So there a football game next Friday. HALLOWEEN GAME. We had better win. ALSO: the play is awesome. I get to make out with Emily, which as many of you know excites me.

ALSO Mason and I are like the laziest people ever and require assistance to throw a party, so we've called in support. It's going to be AWESOME. Masons house is HUGE. We are turning on his hot tub and there will be a room with loud music for dancing and stuff, a room with a lot of food and stuff, and then the outside.

We are thinking of having a bonfire, but we can only assume someone would get lit on fire.

It is a costume party, but they aren't required.

I'm really cold, and probably failing Spanish. Also, it's Gerards birthday in one week and he's being really needy. AND: my mom might get me a new car for my birthday. She says shes proud I didn't get kicked out of school. My little sister is going to need some better role models.

It's also Theo's birthday, on Friday. Diana says we get him drunk, but she just likes getting people drunk so we shall see. I suspect Emily is plotting something, but who knows.

I'm off to do Calculus homework. And by that I mean I'll be refreshing LJ frantically hoping for a response from anyone and everyone about anything in the whole world :P.

I'm cold

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:03:14 GMT

school; is hard, and I've been working hard with a friend on a special project.

Diana like died, and she was on pain killers and still might be and was pretty like, high so the insanity that went down in real life and a bit on her LJ was amusing.

Theo birthday is a week from Friday, Halloween, so everyone prepare themselves. Gerard's is the day before, so there will be crazy partying I think. I am a bit CHILLAY. Dice is actually not crazy anymore she assures me, although when it did happen she was like rushed to the hospital and I was freaking out since I may or may not have accidentally been responsible.

Ok, so I've been listening to a really predictable song on repeat. Guesses anyone?

i dont know

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 17:29:40 GMT

my life; it's really really confusing.

It's really... I don't know what to say. I feel really odd and I don't have school tomorrow. And Gerard and I keep fighting a lot and I don't know why. And Marco is being weird and I think all guys in my life right now are just... unexpected. Liam is at home, not being bitchy. Kyle IM'ed me the other day... He said he missed me, and then we had a bizarrely pleasant conversation. I'm honestly waiting for Eli and Ty to call me saying they love me, and also this boy I knew last year to phone up saying we should hang out again. Is it something in the water?

The girls are being strange. They're all political half the time, and have since decided they are cartoons.

On the upside Mase and I are planning something and it will kick ALL ASS.

ALSO: Diana should call me.

physics

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:38:43 GMT

physics homework; is more difficult that I thought.

I'm beat from football today. And I have football AND rehersal tomorrow. I think hanging out with Emily has rubbed off on me, because my time is being eaten. Alive. Then again, it's better than being bored. Or not, because while I'm not usually bored, I'm generally bored with the work I'm doing when I'm not running around or being in a play.

Also my dog is annoyed at me for not spending time with him.

Oh and i found Liam collapsed in his room when I got home today. He is spaztarded.

Whats up with you, flist?

roar!!

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:36:48 GMT

enrique; diana and i saw him

he was at the patriot center. it was not as amusing as expected. i'm in a sleepy mood. vroom.

TAG YOU'RE IT!

handsome son of a gun

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:28:20 GMT

Xavier; my newest sophomore. he's very small and cute, and uncomfortable with my casual advances on them.

So he does theater, and I'm not actually into him, he's a little young. But he is amusing. He's also got a studded belt that I'm thinking of stealing. Anyways, we had our first rehearsal today, and even though we weren't practicing the scene where Emily and I are in love and get married and make out, we did so anyway because we enjoy confusing people.

I got tackled into a bleacher yesterday. It hurts a lot. Incidentally it's given me an excuse to lift my shirt and show off my fabulous abs when ever someone asks me why I flinch every time I move. Also, received evil stares but no demerits when I wore a mindless self indulgence shirt beneath my white button up uniform required thing.

So it rained today, and my hair did the thing where it flips at the end and gets annoying soft and hard to style. I was annoyed.

Mason is calling me to help him with his big ass party, so I go now. ILYALL. Because I'm nice.

I GET HIGH LIKE

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:38:34 GMT

nevahmind; WHEEEEEEEE

ok, guys, i know you all want to know a lot about homecoming but theo chewed me out, so lets not dicuss my last post.

anyone want to hear about my leather pants? because let me tell you they were awesome.

am to stressed for caps. junor year is hard, and we found out about abou the play, and I got the main male role, and i have to be all myserious and kill people and make out with a sexy lady and its terrible.

on the upside ive moved my sights from jeremy to the new kid xavier. there were like 7 of us who freak danced in a cirlce around him and the poor little underclassman looked like he was going to die, and all his friends got excited ebcause there were like mason, me, and 5 girlies. and they were like OMG GIRL PARTS!@!!!#!#(I!!!(!@U@!*)$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im in SUCH A WEIRD MOOD. My name is now phillip. because thats my name in the play. dont call me that thought because ill get confuse. now i only have junior year, football, and theater to deal with.

ETA: meme stolen from... someone...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 42.
3. Find the first full sentence.
4. Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. Tag five other people to do the same.

The foreign slave trade was not to be banned for twenty years (the word "slave does not appear in the constitution).

Federal system: Created in the constitution, it divided powers between national and state governments.

Separation of powers: Three branches (executive legislative and judiciary) were linked with a system of "checks and balances" to prevent any one branch from becoming to powerful.

That's all that was there. It's my history text book. What can I say, it was on the table. Also, not tagging anyone, y'all tag yourselves.

i need bleach

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:29:16 GMT

i need bleach; because ETA: i just do.

yesterday was fun, but so far today sucks.

fun, and weird.

WE WOOOOOOOON

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:07:08 GMT

WOLVERINES; WINNERS. OF LIFE.

WE WON!

I'm at Theo's house. I've showered, because Theo almost died because I was not exactly clean while in his house. I'll admit it, I was a little gross, but that's alright because WE WON.

:D

So the cheerleaders did an amazing job. There was HOWLING. They also did less like, WOO amber and did more dancing, which was different. It looked pretty cool actually. I think the whole school showed up, and they were all very loud. There was a lot of chanting and even though it rained (well drizzled heavily) for most of the game I don't think anyone went home.

There were like 5 million dogs there too, because we're the wolverines... Which is sort of like dogs, because there's the word wolf in the word wolverine.

I'M EXCITED FOR MY LEATHER PANTS. Theo is wearing a vest, because he goes all out when it comes to costumes. Jess isn't here, although she got in the car with us. Then she was like wait, shit, and went to Diana's car... I don't know why? Jess is a stripper. Well she's dressing up as one. Theo and I are in Shock.

Theo won't let me put glitter on him. It's because he's manly, apparently.

BUT WE WON.

Marco is going as The King of The Cards. Mason is going as another high roller. We're going to have a gamble off. Probably using the cheerleaders as cards. Nah, JK, but I need to go straighten my hair.

:D:D:D

whyd you have to goo

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:04:06 GMT

AWAY FROM HOME; ME LOVE.

So today was the pep rally for tomorrows huge homecoming game, then homecoming dance. our theme is Vegas. Pep rallys mean cheer leaders basically go crazy, the student body goes crazy, and the football players get all done up in their best school spirit by the cheerleaders.

Marco and Anna did mine, with the black lines on my faces, a lot of glitter, washout blue streaks in the hair, and WOLVERINES on my chest. At the end of the thing Mason, Cam and I all pulled off our shirts to reveal out school spirit under there.

Then there was lots of cheering, screaming, introducing of players and all that, and the cheer leaders were cool. The band played, and us, the football players, we did a dance. A choreographed (ok, not) dance to Remember The Name. We made fools of ourselves, everyone got really pumped up, then there was a sort of impromptu short party in the parking lot.

There was a lot or moshing and high strung teenagers, but then Coach Peters came out and made all teh players leave because we should be well rested. I brought Marco home with me, because we bother have to be there early tomorrow.

I'm excited for homecoming though. Luckily I won't have to go gross because I'm going to Theo's to pick him up, and I'm going to steal a shower because I think as one of the MVP's I should be allowed a shower. Nah, jk. But I am really excited for my outfit. I'm being a High Roller to go with the Vegas theme, and I'm wearing my LEATHER PANTS. :D

I hate pictures

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:47:51 GMT

fire; i want to play with some.

my head hurts, and im disappointingly sober. also, i keep coughing, and jess told me yesterday she wasnt going to school today because she was sick. maybe what she has is catching?

i love this icon

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:06:52 GMT

im out of time; and all i got is four minutes to save the world.

JESUS FUCK. I only just got home and I didn't even shower at school. Why Asher? Oh because traffic sucks? No actually because I am a fucking LUNATIC and was like oh I think I'll do sports again this year what fun! And then Coach Peters was like, so I hate you freaking guts drop dead you whore! And I was like OH AWESOME THATS NICE.

Ok, so I play football, and that (among a couple of other things) sustains my scholarship. It sucks though because I really am the coaches bitch. He want the first string players (in football there's like varsity and jv except first string and second string, but sometimes they will play in the same game and it's complicated) to be like football MACHINES. To make this possible he's decided things like 5 mile runs, and scrimmages that just KEEP GOING, and strides (which look lame and are hella annoying), and suicides, and tackling exercises and SHIT LIKE THAT are all super necessary. I don't PLAN on getting tackled I think I will just run for my freaking life thanks. And I don't need to PRACTICE throwing with a spin I've been doing it for years and years and years. And the second string players have really wussy scrimmages where they are essentially scared to touch each other it seems. Today GOD FUCKING SHAY ran the HELL into me and nearly KILLED me by slamming me between the goal post and his overweight body.

Jesus Christ, if that kid died I would be SO HAPPY. Now I'm sore, tired, and dirty and I still need to do my own personal cross training or whatever. Oh yeah and I have to not fail at juniour year. Thanks Coach Peters. Thanks a fucking lot. Like I will be able to accomplish that. Oh yeah and did I mention that I'm also working and doing theater. If I had football this long everyday I would DIE of exhaustion. Luckily I only have random light training three days a week and heavy training three days a week. And I only work one and a half days a week.

SPEAKING OF THEATER, we're doing a play called And Then There Were None, which has like 2 people in it AND GUESS WHO THINKS HE GOT CALLED BACK. ASHER DID. So take that Emily, take that as an epic post. :] Also if you get bored and kill Shay I wouldn't mind.

Now, I need to go call Max about that math homework, and Aiden about that English.

ugg

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:03:44 GMT

auditions; are this week.

I'M NERVOUS. Also, homecoming game is in like two weeks, and I'm hella unprepared. This little boy is NOT in shape anymore. I ran a mile in 5:47 today. Last year, I think i was 5:06. SO. I should you know, work out.

Also juniour year. And the uniform. Oh how I hate uniforms. Back to the math homework now, I might even post later because I will do ANYTHING to procrastinate.

Oh haha, but today Ash(leigh) and I asked a freshman if we were intimidating and it said yes, and then Jeremy walked by and we both leered at him (because we're creepers) and I think that the first freshman almost peed on itself. Goodtimes, goodtimes.

ALSO: MY NEW ICON. :)

PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:58:32 GMT

SEX; ALWAYS THE POINT.

Hah hah Jeremy.

Also: Theater play this year, is all competitive and I'll shank a bitch if I don't get a part.

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:29:50 GMT

lol; yeah i did this meme twice... the other still to come

1. leave me a comment saying, “interview me.”
2. i will respond by asking you 5 questions of a very personal nature.
3. you will update your lj with the answers to the questions.
4. you will include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. when others comment asking to be interviewed you will ask them 5 questions.

QUESTIONS ASKED BY: TODICEFOR.

1. if you had to choose between never having sex again and never seeing your platonic friends again, which would you choose?
Never having sex again, I guess.

2. how far do you think you will go to not be kicked out of st michaels?
I'm wearing the uniform, I worked for free, AND I am having both a personal trainer to get better at sports, and am taking Musical Theater things to get better at theater. OH YEAH and I have anger management now. SO. Pretty damn far, as far as appealing to both the sports and arts scholarships they offer, and actually listening to rules.

3. since your trip to chicago, have you started keeping in touch with your mother?
No, but I think Theo has. I've talked with her once when she called to ask about my surgery.

4. if you could change one thing about the last three years, what would it be?
I wouldn't have fought with Dice.

5. what is your friendship breaking point?
Uh, probably the whole back stabbing thing. Or maybe if people are selectively bitchy at me. Depending on whose there, that is.

ohmygod im a lunatic

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:24:43 GMT

its true; theres a tropical storm here, and i just had surgery.

so clearly, i went on a galloping trail ride with three other people and while it was terrifying, and i'm soaking wet its the most fun ive had in a really long long time and i feel all like WHEE and alive and hyper and now im really hungry.

SO. I think I lost my mind. and school sucks. I went on friday. it sucked.

my shift key hates me, off and on so yeah.

HAPPY LABOR DAY

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:43:00 GMT

last day to wear white; and naturally I'm wearing black. Complete coincidence though I swear.

Tomorrow is school. There is a fairly good chance I won't go until Wednesday or Thursday. My mouth is all achy and I can feel the holes in the back of my jaw. They aren't gaping as much as gushy and ow. My dog thinks its funny how lazy I am and occasionally he will try to assist me and bring me things. Such as socks, shoe laces, forks, dog toys or my i pod. I usually don't need the things, but that's really Mattie's way of showing he cares, to bring me things, and he's kinda small so he can't bring me much.

I just realized, I still haven't gone school shopping and I need to figure out where I put my schedule. And you know all the detentions I kept serving last year? No more. This year as part of the PLEASE-ST-MIKES-DONT-KICK-ME-OUT thing, I have to wear my outfit. Uniform. WHATEVER. Does anyone here know how to tie a tie? Because this little man does not.

Also: Yay football. NOT. Although Mason brought me our spirit shirts, and a muffin. And when he discovered I couldn't chew, the sorry bastard ate it in front of me. It's funny, they call me Dash, because ASHER, ASH, DASH, runner ahahahahaha we're so witty. And they call him Mace because apparently he scares rapists away. Lol, not really but the cheerleaders make us spirit shirts and nicknames and all and those are ours. I like the colors this year better, black shits with blue writing instead of the other way around. Right on Emily.

Because it's true I would also like to mention that Diana is fabulous, and while she pretends to be a fat bitch, in reality she is a spectacular person and the best friend ever and is generally spectacular. She also has big boobs, and since she cherishes them, I am sure she would like it if I told all of livejournal how fabulous they are.

Mm, Theo went home, so I am to my own devices. I will probably end up asking Cole, Adam and Ter over, because I am obscenely needy. Hmm.

ATTENTION ASHERCONS:

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:52:48 GMT

dictation; an excuse for Asher to be bossy.

This is Theo. I'm writing down what Asher says as apparently he has had his phalanges removed in addition to his wisdom teeth. Here he is:

"So I'm sick because someone came and yanked out all my teeth and it hurts and I throw up a lot and I think I don't have stitches anymore and I huuurt.

Oh yeah, Theo is here. He bought me clam chowder. This is why I love him. He is the light of my taste buds and love of my life. The clam chowder is the only thing that I haven't thrown up because it was bought out of love. Also it is delicious and clammy and 'nummy' and perfect.

Speaking of which Theo is playing a lot of pokemon. I like pokemon because they make nice sounds and the music is soothing. We are also watching television or a DVD. I dunno. But Theo's leg is warm because of my laptop.

I am tired and on pills.

It tastes like blood.

I love Mattie.

I really want pop tarts but I cant chew and my shoulders hurt and Theo called the doctors and I don't think hes slept at all because when I woke up at night to take my pills he was still playing the game, he was still trying to take up as little room as possible on my couch which is big.

Yaaaay.

Tell people I say hi."

Asher says hi.

Also, for the record, sleep is a fallacy and pokemon is serious business.

THEO THE MAGNIFICENT