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im sick as a dog
but my birthday is soon

also i need to talk to you

that person know who ther are

i have a head ache

sup with you all?

thanks for the memories; yeaah fob.

Thanks though. Just, for stuff. And people.

I'm to tired for specifics. Liam is home.

Shits been up. The show finished, and I will miss making out with Emily, but ah, I will survive. With help. Incidentally I'm being helped.

I'm tired, because I was a dumb ass and joined winter track.

My birthdays sooon.

I'm fucken happy. For no reason. Well not really. Mmm I'm tired too.

SUP, flist that Ive been neglecting the shit out of?

THEATER; it fucks with my life.

SERIOUSLY. As much as I love kissing Emily all the time, it's really just too much with football and everything, even though the seasons ending. I know, I know, BITCH MORE, EMO ASHER. But still.

Theo?

I think?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO :)

People are arriving at Masons, gotta go.

DAMN THAT GIRL, SHE'S SCANDALOUS; n: Diana!

So we are sitting here psychoanalyzing people. We also spilled blue dye on my dog. I also a spiked dog collar to prove how utterly hardcore he is. ANYHOW, we are getting hyper because we just are, and we want to get laid by sexy vampires.



So that's all besides we both want to get laid.

damn you look good and I'm drunk; I dare you to YOUTUBE.

So there a football game next Friday. HALLOWEEN GAME. We had better win. ALSO: the play is awesome. I get to make out with Emily, which as many of you know excites me.

ALSO Mason and I are like the laziest people ever and require assistance to throw a party, so we've called in support. It's going to be AWESOME. Masons house is HUGE. We are turning on his hot tub and there will be a room with loud music for dancing and stuff, a room with a lot of food and stuff, and then the outside.

We are thinking of having a bonfire, but we can only assume someone would get lit on fire.

It is a costume party, but they aren't required.

I'm really cold, and probably failing Spanish. Also, it's Gerards birthday in one week and he's being really needy. AND: my mom might get me a new car for my birthday. She says shes proud I didn't get kicked out of school. My little sister is going to need some better role models.

It's also Theo's birthday, on Friday. Diana says we get him drunk, but she just likes getting people drunk so we shall see. I suspect Emily is plotting something, but who knows.

I'm off to do Calculus homework. And by that I mean I'll be refreshing LJ frantically hoping for a response from anyone and everyone about anything in the whole world :P.

school; is hard, and I've been working hard with a friend on a special project.

Diana like died, and she was on pain killers and still might be and was pretty like, high so the insanity that went down in real life and a bit on her LJ was amusing.

Theo birthday is a week from Friday, Halloween, so everyone prepare themselves. Gerard's is the day before, so there will be crazy partying I think. I am a bit CHILLAY. Dice is actually not crazy anymore she assures me, although when it did happen she was like rushed to the hospital and I was freaking out since I may or may not have accidentally been responsible.

Ok, so I've been listening to a really predictable song on repeat. Guesses anyone?

my life; it's really really confusing.

It's really... I don't know what to say. I feel really odd and I don't have school tomorrow. And Gerard and I keep fighting a lot and I don't know why. And Marco is being weird and I think all guys in my life right now are just... unexpected. Liam is at home, not being bitchy. Kyle IM'ed me the other day... He said he missed me, and then we had a bizarrely pleasant conversation. I'm honestly waiting for Eli and Ty to call me saying they love me, and also this boy I knew last year to phone up saying we should hang out again. Is it something in the water?

The girls are being strange. They're all political half the time, and have since decided they are cartoons.

On the upside Mase and I are planning something and it will kick ALL ASS.

ALSO: Diana should call me.

physics homework; is more difficult that I thought.

I'm beat from football today. And I have football AND rehersal tomorrow. I think hanging out with Emily has rubbed off on me, because my time is being eaten. Alive. Then again, it's better than being bored. Or not, because while I'm not usually bored, I'm generally bored with the work I'm doing when I'm not running around or being in a play.

Also my dog is annoyed at me for not spending time with him.

Oh and i found Liam collapsed in his room when I got home today. He is spaztarded.

Whats up with you, flist?

enrique; diana and i saw him

he was at the patriot center. it was not as amusing as expected. i'm in a sleepy mood. vroom.

TAG YOU'RE IT!

Xavier; my newest sophomore. he's very small and cute, and uncomfortable with my casual advances on them.

So he does theater, and I'm not actually into him, he's a little young. But he is amusing. He's also got a studded belt that I'm thinking of stealing. Anyways, we had our first rehearsal today, and even though we weren't practicing the scene where Emily and I are in love and get married and make out, we did so anyway because we enjoy confusing people.

I got tackled into a bleacher yesterday. It hurts a lot. Incidentally it's given me an excuse to lift my shirt and show off my fabulous abs when ever someone asks me why I flinch every time I move. Also, received evil stares but no demerits when I wore a mindless self indulgence shirt beneath my white button up uniform required thing.

So it rained today, and my hair did the thing where it flips at the end and gets annoying soft and hard to style. I was annoyed.

Mason is calling me to help him with his big ass party, so I go now. ILYALL. Because I'm nice.

nevahmind; WHEEEEEEEE

ok, guys, i know you all want to know a lot about homecoming but theo chewed me out, so lets not dicuss my last post.

anyone want to hear about my leather pants? because let me tell you they were awesome.

am to stressed for caps. junor year is hard, and we found out about abou the play, and I got the main male role, and i have to be all myserious and kill people and make out with a sexy lady and its terrible.

on the upside ive moved my sights from jeremy to the new kid xavier. there were like 7 of us who freak danced in a cirlce around him and the poor little underclassman looked like he was going to die, and all his friends got excited ebcause there were like mason, me, and 5 girlies. and they were like OMG GIRL PARTS!@!!!#!#(I!!!(!@U@!*)$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im in SUCH A WEIRD MOOD. My name is now phillip. because thats my name in the play. dont call me that thought because ill get confuse. now i only have junior year, football, and theater to deal with.

ETA: meme stolen from... someone...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 42.
3. Find the first full sentence.
4. Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. Tag five other people to do the same.

The foreign slave trade was not to be banned for twenty years (the word "slave does not appear in the constitution).

Federal system: Created in the constitution, it divided powers between national and state governments.

Separation of powers: Three branches (executive legislative and judiciary) were linked with a system of "checks and balances" to prevent any one branch from becoming to powerful.


That's all that was there. It's my history text book. What can I say, it was on the table. Also, not tagging anyone, y'all tag yourselves.

i need bleach; because ETA: i just do.

yesterday was fun, but so far today sucks.

fun, and weird.

WOLVERINES; WINNERS. OF LIFE.

WE WON!

I'm at Theo's house. I've showered, because Theo almost died because I was not exactly clean while in his house. I'll admit it, I was a little gross, but that's alright because WE WON.

:D

So the cheerleaders did an amazing job. There was HOWLING. They also did less like, WOO amber and did more dancing, which was different. It looked pretty cool actually. I think the whole school showed up, and they were all very loud. There was a lot of chanting and even though it rained (well drizzled heavily) for most of the game I don't think anyone went home.

There were like 5 million dogs there too, because we're the wolverines... Which is sort of like dogs, because there's the word wolf in the word wolverine.

I'M EXCITED FOR MY LEATHER PANTS. Theo is wearing a vest, because he goes all out when it comes to costumes. Jess isn't here, although she got in the car with us. Then she was like wait, shit, and went to Diana's car... I don't know why? Jess is a stripper. Well she's dressing up as one. Theo and I are in Shock.

Theo won't let me put glitter on him. It's because he's manly, apparently.

BUT WE WON.

Marco is going as The King of The Cards. Mason is going as another high roller. We're going to have a gamble off. Probably using the cheerleaders as cards. Nah, JK, but I need to go straighten my hair.

:D:D:D

AWAY FROM HOME; ME LOVE.

So today was the pep rally for tomorrows huge homecoming game, then homecoming dance. our theme is Vegas. Pep rallys mean cheer leaders basically go crazy, the student body goes crazy, and the football players get all done up in their best school spirit by the cheerleaders.

Marco and Anna did mine, with the black lines on my faces, a lot of glitter, washout blue streaks in the hair, and WOLVERINES on my chest. At the end of the thing Mason, Cam and I all pulled off our shirts to reveal out school spirit under there.

Then there was lots of cheering, screaming, introducing of players and all that, and the cheer leaders were cool. The band played, and us, the football players, we did a dance. A choreographed (ok, not) dance to Remember The Name. We made fools of ourselves, everyone got really pumped up, then there was a sort of impromptu short party in the parking lot.

There was a lot or moshing and high strung teenagers, but then Coach Peters came out and made all teh players leave because we should be well rested. I brought Marco home with me, because we bother have to be there early tomorrow.

I'm excited for homecoming though. Luckily I won't have to go gross because I'm going to Theo's to pick him up, and I'm going to steal a shower because I think as one of the MVP's I should be allowed a shower. Nah, jk. But I am really excited for my outfit. I'm being a High Roller to go with the Vegas theme, and I'm wearing my LEATHER PANTS. :D

fire; i want to play with some.

my head hurts, and im disappointingly sober. also, i keep coughing, and jess told me yesterday she wasnt going to school today because she was sick. maybe what she has is catching?

im out of time; and all i got is four minutes to save the world.

( HEY. TICK TOCK. )

auditions; are this week.

I'M NERVOUS. Also, homecoming game is in like two weeks, and I'm hella unprepared. This little boy is NOT in shape anymore. I ran a mile in 5:47 today. Last year, I think i was 5:06. SO. I should you know, work out.

Also juniour year. And the uniform. Oh how I hate uniforms. Back to the math homework now, I might even post later because I will do ANYTHING to procrastinate.

Oh haha, but today Ash(leigh) and I asked a freshman if we were intimidating and it said yes, and then Jeremy walked by and we both leered at him (because we're creepers) and I think that the first freshman almost peed on itself. Goodtimes, goodtimes.

ALSO: MY NEW ICON. :)